Hello, my name is Funny Fat Chic and I am an addict...

I am addicted to beef jerky... And popcorn... And cuties... And roasted nuts... And dill pickles... And cheese (thank God my lactose intolerance keeps that one in check)... And dried fruit of any kind... And hot wings (with blue cheese and beer)... And pan-fried swiss chard... And olives... And salsa, oooh the varieties of salsa (pico de gallo, chile, mango, roasted corn, just to name a few)... And carrots from the garden... And Mexican food, more specifically guacamole. As a matter of fact I can think of nothing better than death by chips and salsa and guacamole, actually, scratch the chips, just give me a spoon... And a bib!